freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

fun123joker:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one

backseatwonder:

red-lipstick:

Sungwon (Seoul, Korea, Republic of) - Blue Girl series, 2013    Drawings: Ink, Gouache, PS

She asks them, “Why am I blue? Why am I the only one?”

fuckyerface

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

Bb skoonk

steepravine:

Purple lunch walk finds.

carudamon119:

リアル過ぎるポケモン図鑑 ‏@real__poke  

ぴかちゅうは 運動が 苦手みたい

grandmasprunejuice:

Done taking peoples shit I’m gonna stop being nice ok

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

kennelsofcompassion:

Before - this poor Pit pup was found starving to death in someone’s backyard. They didn’t care at all about this dog and that’s very obvious by the picture on the left. There was absolutely no food and he was forced to lick water off of the floor anytime it rained or any way it would arrive in the backyard that was serving as this dog’s concentration camp.

After - thankfully he was spotted by a neighbor and the person was called in and it meant life and death for this dog. He is now full in size and properly cared for so he’s healthy and happy too. Look at how his ears are up, the glow in his face, the look of love and thankfulness that’s glowing in those eyes on the right. He’s absolutely adorable and now he gets a second chance at life. If you see something, speak up. Speak up before it’s too late. Even if the dog isn’t as bad as the one on the left, call. Call because it will only get worse unless you do something about it.

"I’m so tired of being good."

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990) (x)